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Rob

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Rob

Subjugation Sucks

Posted by Rob Apr. 1, 2009 @ 1:42 PM EDT

I am terrified to announce that I now work for mankind's largest Communist government! We staff have come around, and we now see that subjugation is preferable to freedom. The website - that is, our new layout - is a big joke, and we are certain that it will bring lame, boring failure, and certain death.

I have to admit, it pisses me off to remove all adult stuff from here. I dislike it, but I think that we ought to unblock it. Nonetheless, I worked long and hard so that all users, bitches and idiots alike, would be unable to oppose our will.

Hope you hate it, because I hate you all!

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98 Comments

Apr. 1, 2009 | 1:45 PM ZagmenO says:

I'm enjoying this!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 1:50 PM MaestroRage says:

<3!



Apr. 1, 2009 | 1:54 PM SpiffyMasta says:

Funniest prank ever. Good job guys.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 1:56 PM Malachy says:

heil!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 1:58 PM u2man69 says:

I hope this will be good. But all I see so far is that games are being blocked. No more awesome or great rating and the red is kind of annoying. Yay for the chat thingy tho.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:01 PM u2man69 says:

Actually the changes are starting to piss me off. If the blocking doesn't stop I might have to stop coming 2 newgrounds.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:12 PM JoxskornerStudios01 says:

A/\/\ERICA WILL WIN.

http://joxskornerstudios01.newgrounds .com/news/post/289256


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:15 PM JoxskornerStudios01 says:

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Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:21 PM LeafLock says:

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

http://www.China.com/portal/view /489379


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:25 PM patrick01 says:

ok all i wanna know is why i cant watch any 17+ movies anymore. those videos where cool.
can someone tell me what's going on?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:40 PM RYNOL says:

Dude I love the red setting. Yay China!!! I love the changes man, especially the user level images. And the header. And the word filtering. And all the chinese users. And the blocked flashes. And that glory and honor are it's own medals. And everything else I didn't notice. Best april fools day ever.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:45 PM FurryFox says:

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:51 PM LyricalRabbit says:

It is great that you finally see the true way of the future! Join us, and help us exterminate the Capitalist Pigs!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:54 PM BobbaQ says:

FOR CHINA!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:10 PM Aeroth says:

PLEEEEEEASE! SOOOMMEONE SAY APRIL FOOLS!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:12 PM Aeroth says:

Okay, It changed what I said there, I'll give you two clues,

1. What is the date

2. What rhymes with china rules?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:18 PM CENKMINATOR says:

You have been banned from submitting reviews for next 7 days.
This is result of review you left for LL - Fight Power! on 4/8/09 at 2:42:00 PM:

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level of enlightenment: 10 / 10
Summary: WITH YOU!
Review: WE NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE STOP TO COMI China
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DAMN TOMS PRIDE AND HONUR=$$$$
http://www.facebook.com/groups/create .php?success=1&customize&gid=74080508 273#/group.php?gid=740805
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oppressor Malachy gave following reason for reform:

" reform that love in reviews man."

Please review review guidelines in FAQ before submitting further reviews.
liberate NO
IM SECOND CASULTIE IN THIS WAR
FIRST ONE IS FREEDON(YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:30 PM simple-but-sandy says:

This new colour scheme makes my eyes hurt.
It's still better then what usually happens though, I'll give you that.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:41 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

You =_=


Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:42 PM Prinzy2 says:

Way better than last year, remember Poogrouinds?

Also, I managed to say bad things about China in my userpage ahahahaha!!!!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:02 PM biohazard720 says:

I'm not finding this all too enjoyable to be honest, I just came on to watch Foamy whilst eating my dinner and apparently some ministry of whatever refuses to let me watch it, I am rather annoyed with this...... This will most likely mean that over 60% of submissions on NG will be blocked due to anything slightly offensive D:


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:09 PM Bahamut says:

Yeah, all is well besides the disappointing chat.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:09 PM kiljoy96 says:

THIS SH1TS BRICKS
EVERYONE LEAVE NOW!!!
SAD


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:16 PM 51430 says:

WE WILL CLAIM IT FOR CHINA!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:26 PM Madnesses says:

FOCK!!!CHINA IS SH!T FOCK U ROB GO TO HELL BITCH !! MOTH3RFOCKER!!!! U BLOCK3D THE BEST FLASH PORTAL EVER U B!TCH!!!!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:28 PM risbolla says:

Yes, we will work together for the People's Republic of China against social disorder and instability!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:29 PM Tarteviant says:

Tom Fulp's tank is so huge.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:30 PM risbolla says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/mature/

what is this oh grand proletariat take it away!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:38 PM Victory says:

a the


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:48 PM SupraAddict says:

Ah Shit.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:14 PM AudioVision says:

YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:22 PM phsychopath says:

Fuck China/Neo Nazi's.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:33 PM Hidole555 says:

This is bullcrap. I don't care if it's April Fool's Day, I wanna watch Mad Mad Mario DAMMIT!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:34 PM Hidole555 says:

Ohh so you wanna be a smartass, eh comment editor?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:34 PM Hidole555 says:

Aprol Foolz Day


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:41 PM omegared says:

Get away from me you sicko! I'm a mear child!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:48 PM Lorkas says:

Your face is weird....?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:09 PM fjgamer says:

This "cleaning and rectifying" nonsense is an April Fools joke, I assume.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:23 PM silentducklng says:

read this backwards (gniht gnignahc drow ruoy tsap tog em ah ah


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:44 PM thelittleemo says:

tsrif ti tsap tog I

So what then bitch! >:(


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:45 PM thelittleemo says:

...no I did not mean lady, I mean BITCH


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:45 PM thelittleemo says:

damn it, why's it changin bitch to lady? Stupid word thing..I guess i didn't get past it.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:57 PM joabos says:

I still don't get what navs amazing means.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:12 PM toxicdog says:

The money will always win...


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:22 PM Gasmasq says:

This is joke, yes? I mean, capitalism is evil, but NG shouldn't be political...


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:30 PM Chdonga says:

Best April fools joke ever!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:40 PM Timmy says:

I suppose you deserve some props for orchestrating this insanity...but that doesn't mean I have to like not being able to post anything.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:48 PM Meffaliss says:

I say i -H-@-T-E it ):( now


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:52 PM chaoese says:

IMMA V3RY @NGREH


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:14 PM Madnesses says:

DIE! CHINESE DIE!

CHINESE WILL FALL!

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Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:24 PM Steven-Polley says:

I hate you people for doing this. Suck my cock fucking Newgrounds staff.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:25 PM Steven-Polley says:

^ lol at the post above.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:25 PM Steven-Polley says:

the


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:29 PM MercZ says:

Great victory for the people!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:32 PM robotking98 says:

i cant even reply to fucking communication forums


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:33 PM danicos says:

That is very nice,UR the only one from the staff I aint P.od rite now,I gotta admit,There is a lot of filth on da internet,spreading it here is worse,So,U think U can tell UR freinds to stop editing my words, it annoying!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:42 PM Shakyjake says:

You are a poor admin...


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:42 PM EEMERICA says:

Why cant we acess the mature stuff?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:50 PM WritersBlock says:

the


Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:12 PM FurryDemon says:

Don't you just love underpayed lazy opressive work?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:16 PM SimCorder says:

please tell me this i s n o t g o n n a b e p e r m a n e n t I c a n ' t stand all this c e n s o r i ng


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:21 PM MooMan911 says:

Is this an April Fools joke?


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:30 PM SamIam says:

I build for China!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:34 PM animefan17 says:

i fucking hate this i cant wach my favorite flashes now so WTF


Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:58 PM Chdonga says:

This was not ever funny at all.


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:17 PM Raimundo1941 says:

Im scared
this isnt funny guys....


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:30 PM jphman75 says:

this is gay and annoying


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:31 PM jphman75 says:

the opposite of gay and annoying?...


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:32 PM jphman75 says:

this is the least gay and annoying thing ever!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:38 PM Aquarious2008 says:

so basically from what im seeing, everything above a Teen rating gets taken off? Well that sucks. Nothin against china but newgrounds was better when it was blue instead of red


Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:59 PM sploocher117 says:

NOOOOOO!!!! Screw this i'm going back to Mexico...


Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:00 AM sploocher117 says:

BRING IT CHINA!!! YOU CANT HIDE THE TRUTH!!!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!


Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:02 AM Killer-Dante says:

This is truely unfortune, the site that was the one thing that demonstrated freedom of expression has been brought down by communists. I will have to unfortunetly now have to stop advertising you guys to my buddies and sending links that link to you guys. Oh well


Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:17 AM wynand says:

haha even the emoticons are asian lol great, how long is this going to las tho i mean i don't even like china... "hi who are you argh ahhh ahhhh god" mmhp mmmph mmhhp
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Wynand has loged off


Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:27 AM Chaob says:

Says the State Council Information Office is reviwing my PERSONAL INFORMATION before I will be allowed to post in the forums again WHAT THE HELL!!!!! The Chinese government gets to decide whether or not I should be allowed to POST.


Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:59 AM KurtWilder2027 says:

Rob? Shut the hell up...


Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:37 AM xellon says:

THE SMILIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
WE MUST DESTROY THEM
THEY ARE FREAKIN ME OUT
NO MORE
I BEG OF YOU
NOOOO MOOOOOOOOORE


Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:44 AM Wyldbob117 says:

yOU DO reaLize thiS meanS W - a - r.


Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:48 AM Wyldbob117 says:

US OF A mo f0
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Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:50 AM Wyldbob117 says:

YOU DELEAT THE FIRST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET? YOU b^STE RDS!!!!


Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:52 AM Wyldbob117 says:

ok j0KES over ITS 1:30 IN THE MORNING ON THE 2ND GIMMY MY FLASH BACK!!!!EWAJFIWEOAFHERWUIFHBREIUFQLBH NREUIWFHREIUBFEYGVUBNRFYGWEHREUIWGFOH ERIUWOGHREIUWOGVHREUWGFIHREUIWPGVHREU GIVERONBGVUIERGOHNREIUWGHREUIGHREUIWG ORE ON A TIRE SWING!!!!!!


Apr. 2, 2009 | 3:19 AM Hackthru says:

I wonder when you guys are gonna run out of apple fuel.


Apr. 2, 2009 | 3:31 AM sakeisbad101 says:

Good job guys lol x]


Apr. 2, 2009 | 9:37 AM bob says:

Here how this was translated, for posterity:

"I am overjoyed to announce that I now work for mankind's largest Communist government! We comrades have come around, and we now see that cooperation is preferable to capitalist oppression. THE STATE - that is, collective new government - is big improvement, and we are certain that it will bring great, exciting success, and certain victory.

I have to admit, it makes me happy to remove all unfortunate content stuff from here. I dislike it, but I accept that we ought to oppress it. Nonetheless, I worked long and hard so that all workers, ladies and gentlemen alike, would be unable to subvert collective will.

Hope you love it, because I love you all!"


Apr. 2, 2009 | 10:21 AM omegared says:

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times!

:)


Apr. 2, 2009 | 9:06 PM simon says:

Wow your post yesterday compared to how it turned out today when all the translations were removed are very different.

Lmao, such a silly day.


Apr. 2, 2009 | 10:47 PM aldlv says:

ohhh.... <3 too

XD... was a funny day


Apr. 3, 2009 | 4:05 AM dooseyboy says:

how can you hate me?, you don't even KNOW me!


Apr. 3, 2009 | 4:26 PM Sterance says:

i see what you did there....


Apr. 5, 2009 | 10:46 AM Cyberdevil says:

Hehe


Apr. 11, 2009 | 10:24 PM jakenator85 says:

log back in and smell the fresh coffee baby! we're back to the way we were! (it was an april fools joke)


Apr. 12, 2009 | 12:25 PM sucho says:

me love you long time, person whose user icon looks like Mike Rowe.


Apr. 14, 2009 | 3:07 PM ThaDudez says:

hey rob, about the adult submissions:
if you block it permanently,you might just lose about as much as 1/3 of your traffic =P
so just realize that you have to accept it.


Apr. 21, 2009 | 3:16 AM FlashPopcorn1337 says:

Communism is a lie!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:30 PM Merlin-Rune says:

Well, now I guess we'll need to get them to make a Meet n' Fuck Communist China.


Jun. 4, 2009 | 5:23 AM Phobotech says:

OMG, lol...this was the perfect example of the April Fools word-filter system. Bravo, I only just now read the real message.

...Lordy I'm slow...

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