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Some of you may have heard that one of our mods got their account phished and among other annoying things, everyone in the art portal got descouted. Fortunately, I made an "undo" feature for that, which we used once we wrested the account back. Unfortunately, there were some bugs with that, and so now I have a bit of a mess to clean up.

In other news, I have slept with a number of very attractive women in my life, and will likely sleep with more in the future. I also get paid very well and live in my own apartment in a nice neighborhood of downtown Philadelphia. The kid who messed with our site, on the other hand, lives in his mother's basement and, sadly, has never kissed a girl. As he also wears XXXXXL-shirts and lacks the courage to meet the eye of any female ever, he almost certainly will never have sex in his entire life. I hope you will all take pity on him when he is 50 years old and still skeeving around the furry conventions.

OK, much work to be done. Bye for now!

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The People Have Spoken

84 Comments

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:14 PM nitrogyen says:

cool.
first?

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:20 PM Kirk-Cocaine says:

You forgot to mention that his Father drinks himself to sleep at night, while crying over what a failure his son is.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:34 PM flashwarrior says:

I bet you turn so many women on with your javascript skills or whatever it is you men use to lure those women in.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:36 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

When you said that about the hacker i learned to love you guys and want to work here EVEN MORE.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:45 PM MrScriblam says:

well gee i hope this means you guys are going to patch up all the ancient and obvious bugs in this hideously exploitable website

but then again WHO KNOWS MAN

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:48 PM JakBaronKing says:

Yo man...thanks for think ahead for situations like this.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:00 PM Dylawrence says:

nothing hurts more than the truth... there's also nothing funnier!

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:06 PM Rynestar says:

Way to go for the guy to go ahead and ruin what was supposed to be something new and creative (such as the Art Portal) and turn it into a some unfunny cock joke (literally).
Rob, do you have any idea on who hacked Newgrounds? Is it possible to run a back-check and find out who did this?

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:25 PM Rob responds:

No one actually hacked the site - they phished a couple mod's passwords, and then did things we trust mods not to do. This wasn't a case of exploited security weaknesses; it was a clever hoax site that duped some people. There's nothing we can do to prevent things like that, except tell users to be VERY CAREFUL.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:19 PM groundpwndr says:

Fat girls need loving too, Rob. WTG

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:22 PM omegared says:

Attractive girls slept with you?

Attractive in comparsion to our XXXXXXL hacker maybe. ... Maybe.

;) jk Rob

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:34 PM Rob responds:

Hey! Make fun of me all you want, but be nice to my lady friends!

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:37 PM darkknight198 says:

heh... Nice makin fun of the hacker :D

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:58 PM Chdonga says:

It's sad how a kid's shitty flash getting blammed escalated into him trying to hack every mod and have the site taken down.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 5:02 PM TheHasumon says:

hey! Dont make fun of me like that. For your information. I wear a XXXXL shirt, not a XXXXXL shirt and I have meet eye to eye with a female.

My mom.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 5:16 PM Zombiffix says:

It's so true though. The only reason they hacked his account is because they have no life and like to watch porn which involves someone sticking a Wii remote up his ass. Honestly this guy wasn't right to begin with.

Whatever happened to him? Did he get banished for all eternity or has he gone into hiding waiting to pounce? Maybe he'll try to hack Tom next. I mean if i was a hacker that'd be my first choice. lol

Sep. 8, 2009 | 6:00 PM Zeppelin562 says:

You forgot to mention that his mother is a crack and meth addict. And While he was in his mothers disgustingly tarry womb she smoked cigs through her cooch and she was caught in and incredibly explosive and hilarious meth lab explosion.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 6:21 PM killerrob says:

Thats sure the hacker.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 6:22 PM Rabid-Animals says:

I like this.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 6:29 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

rofl pizzowned

Sep. 8, 2009 | 6:35 PM aSquared94 says:

I could phish him if you want :D

Sep. 8, 2009 | 7:10 PM dooseyboy says:

you guys should get a hacker at the office.
though i'm sure the combined talents at newgrounds would suffice.
you need to track this fuck and destroy him.
srsyl

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:07 PM omegared says:

Well I did say they were probably better looking than Mr. XXXXXXL... Probably.

Anyway I didn't mean it ;)

But why don't yah let me in on a little secret Robby boy!? What is Phising for passwords, and how can I get my hands on TOMS!!?!?!?! WHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:23 PM metalgearray says:

Rumors said that the hacker was crb aka Chris Beers a stupid spammer who went too far into posting gay porn using a mod account, just rumors...

wish that NG had 1337 Hackers to search other hackers

Sep. 8, 2009 | 8:53 PM AronKong says:

Furrys arn't that bad >:(

Sep. 8, 2009 | 9:24 PM Drallius says:

when hes 50 years old he will be dead from a heart attack...I know, believe me its happened to me.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 10:34 PM SupraAddict says:

So that means we're all going to have to be re-scouted. If you do become descouted, could you implement a system where i-bot(?) sends you the reason, but only when you have the time of course.
Thanks Rob :)

Sep. 8, 2009 | 10:41 PM MaestroRage says:

shouldn't you have written "the kid that phised our site"? How can you write he hacked your site, but comment he merely phished mods and created no security risk?

SIR, YOU R A HYPOCRITE!

So freaking awesome for that undo feature man. Saved the site I think.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 10:51 PM Ansel says:

any mod who would be stupid enough to get phished deserves to lose their moderation priveleges :/

Sep. 8, 2009 | 11:37 PM EJR says:

I don't need to know about your sex life, man.

Also what would the "undo" button really do.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 11:50 PM SardonicSamurai says:

Oh hey! I sleep with very attractive women as well! Unfortunately, I do not have a high paying job :(

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:16 AM Rob responds:

Ones you pay for don't count. Ones someone else pays for, also, don't count. This includes bartering and marriages of convenience.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 12:25 AM De-Line says:

did you activate it with ctrl+z. that would be neat. i love ctrl+z.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 1:26 AM CelestOrion says:

I still don't see why they're not IP banned. I've tried to proxy Newgrounds before, and it never fully works. You can't log in, or get the pages working right.
But I can agree, they've caused some shit with the Whistle Points, as well. It's not really the staff's fault, these users just need to be dealt with.

Hope the cleanup goes well, Rob.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:02 AM general-acorn says:

i started a little group agianst DD
the DEATH 2 DUCK DIVISION MILITIA!!!!
anyone wishing to join should go to my post and sign up

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:35 AM FIGMENTUM says:

lashing out? aww rob, I thought you were better than that.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:13 AM dommi-fresh says:

well said rob, well said.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:23 AM UnknowGhost says:

surfing on web i learned (even living) that there are a lot of different people, like the one how hacked the mod's account (anyway he is just a cracker not hacker) who enjoyed doing it..... so sad
Good luck improving site's defence !!!
1 Q are you using linux on your servers? because only hi-cracker can hack a well builded linux system

Sep. 9, 2009 | 7:15 AM Sterance says:

good luck with restoring the art portal, rob. it could have been worse! they could have phished an admin acct!!!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:12 AM wynand says:

Not sure how i lost my scout.. but now that you mention scouts how bout scouting me? =D and i wish you goodluck with your many attractive women lol

Sep. 9, 2009 | 10:41 AM masamu says:

but i love you!
i love everyone in that fucking world
love me back,k?

Sep. 9, 2009 | 2:32 PM Malachy says:

don't feed the trolls, Rob. *ban*

Sep. 9, 2009 | 2:37 PM Paryl says:

One of the admins must find this stuff funny.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:02 PM ZagmenO says:

Hahahahahahaha! Nicely put.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 5:36 PM Phobotech says:

You're the best...AROUND! Nothin's gonna evah take ya down!

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:25 PM Brundaty says:

Dude. You just hauled out a load of hate all over whoever hacked the account.

Good jawb der buhddy. :B

Sep. 9, 2009 | 8:31 PM SardonicSamurai says:

Silly Rob! I don't have money for that kind of thing! Low paying job remember? :C

You, on the other haaaaand ;)

Knowing you you'd mention rape too but I only did that to you ONCE OK GAWD JEESH.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 2:58 AM kokonut10 says:

Oh no he deedn't! D:

Sep. 10, 2009 | 8:45 AM EyeLovePoozy says:

Money couple with pussy and privilege are good things. You going to Denver?

Sep. 10, 2009 | 2:28 PM RYNOL says:

Hackers are so sad. Never even kissed a girl. I got my first kiss when I was 10.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 6:00 PM turtleco says:

quit making fun of me Rob!

Sep. 10, 2009 | 8:33 PM THEANTIFULP says:

he deserves no pitty!
oh and thanks for getting us re-scouted, you guise rock!

Sep. 11, 2009 | 8:55 PM Nofartjokes says:

His life total FAIL!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 11, 2009 | 11:22 PM someplaceelse says:

So you mean, I will be scouted again? thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 12:33 AM Show-R-Studios says:

You forgot the part about how the guy showed you a magic trick. Apparently, he had his dick caught in the cap of a pen, but, NO, the joke was on you right? Because he had plenty of room in there! Man you were so punked!

Sep. 12, 2009 | 9:58 AM blackduckie says:

Uncanny that this was just after the Duck Division scare about Bob's account being hacked. Why can't that website just be pulled down from the internet?

Sep. 12, 2009 | 11:39 AM acearrows341 says:

lulz

Sep. 12, 2009 | 12:51 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'm a virgin. :(

Sep. 12, 2009 | 2:32 PM JollySpace says:

Congratulations, you won my favorite admin.

Sep. 12, 2009 | 3:22 PM Twilight says:

I've slept with very attractive pillows. They really know all the moves.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 7:33 PM Starogre says:

wtf get the cameras out of my rooooooom

Sep. 14, 2009 | 6:04 AM FBIpolux says:

I love you Rob.

Sep. 14, 2009 | 5:18 PM DrBeach says:

if u really want 2 get back at him just put his IP on the front page :D

Sep. 14, 2009 | 6:30 PM Mizox says:

wow, even I must have more of a life than that guy!

Sep. 14, 2009 | 6:31 PM Mizox says:

DrBeach? most likely he was using a proxy server to hide his IP

Sep. 15, 2009 | 8:24 PM DannyJay says:

pftt, yeah I'm sure you have "met" with some nice women.
when I was at the NG office, you seemed kind of shy and not really the social type of guy. lol. sorry, but that is the impression I got.

Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:22 AM Rob responds:

You're right. Socializing with Newgrounds mods in my office is a great way to meet the ladies. Thanks for the tip!

Sep. 16, 2009 | 12:10 AM crowjo says:

Where can I get XXXXXL shirts? I need something to keep at my place for that'll fit your mother when she does the walk of shame in the morning.

Sep. 16, 2009 | 11:34 PM Endless-Psychoticism says:

All of a sudden, I got this crazy idea.
What if you and the admins made a virus that deletes the victim's System32? Think about it. With that kind of a virus, you can eliminate the threat once and for all. It may be impossible, but you never know...

Sep. 18, 2009 | 11:21 AM DikkopStudios says:

Isn't it so that you can track the IP of the guy that got on JohnnyUtah's account?

Sep. 19, 2009 | 1:29 PM vaifan90 says:

Hahaha

Sep. 20, 2009 | 5:41 PM zrb says:

Hmm that description clearly fits the person typing this messag-
oh shi-

Sep. 22, 2009 | 7:42 PM Deathzone says:

wow we all just got phished-sticked
>++{:3~.~}

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what? "xxxxxl"?
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Sep. 25, 2009 | 3:19 PM nitrogyen says:

sorry forgot the 'L'

Sep. 26, 2009 | 4:50 PM Mikhos says:

In other news, you have contracted a number of very unattractive STDs in your life, and will likely contract more in the future.

Sep. 27, 2009 | 6:42 PM DePrati says:

burn! those assholes got what was coming to them!

Oct. 6, 2009 | 3:02 PM sykokid3 says:

Those are a lot of comments !

Oct. 10, 2009 | 5:50 AM full-metal-albatross says:

Lol, what are you trying to prove with those childish comments you made? That you're a tough guy? I don't think the person who did this cares what you have to say...

Oct. 11, 2009 | 11:02 AM metricamount says:

"nice neighborhood of downtown Philadelphia"
this is an oxymoron
which, for all the dumb people, is a moron with an O- group attached

Oct. 13, 2009 | 5:49 PM lawlmaster says:

Rob please don't bash the furries! what did we do to deserve that guy?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:06 PM ThePdiddlings says:

wait a second, computer people can get laid?this is big news for me, because im constantly faced with the choice of pussy, and animating, but if u can get laid and ur a web devoloper, then, maybe i can animate AND have pussie. please reply to this and tell me its true that i can have my cake and eat it to.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 5:09 PM Neophyte-Ronin says:

The only advantage this guy has over you is his unlikelihood of contracting herpes or other such maladies. Condoms won't cut it forever, buddy.

Have you heard of the song, "Little by Little", by Johnny Cash? The infiltrator didn't cause permanent damage, but instead TESTED the security system of the site, paving the way for his successors. Your job will only become harder, but I trust you'll pull through.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 7:26 PM Cericon says:

Condescending prick.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 9:03 AM Crazy80sguy says:

Bah, evil hackers and phishers or whatever need to get out in the sun more. And I dunno, kick a football or something. Well done on fixing the problem hey, I hear from a friend its super hard to correct problems made my expeiranced hackers.

Oct. 21, 2009 | 11:40 PM iCleon says:

This is the reason we need stricter bullies in schools...This "kid" obviously isn't getting his ass kicked hard enough.

Nov. 21, 2009 | 10:03 AM Devilshadow666 says:

what do you do here exactly?

Nov. 24, 2009 | 9:15 PM Nihem097 says:

lol?