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The real reason Patrick Swayze is dead

2009-09-17 10:19:20 by Rob

Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"

I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.


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ilikeblamingcrapilikeblamingcrap

2009-09-17 10:22:52

I laughed. It really is funny. UR AWSUM ROB! also first. yay for first.


BuoyBuoy

2009-09-17 10:23:20

Rob doesn't think newgrounds jokes are funny, newgrounds doesn't think rob's jokes are funny


S3CS3C

2009-09-17 10:48:58

that was dumb man, no punch, no spice, no zest in that "joke".


simonsimon

2009-09-17 13:34:45

I think it's quite amusing.


MrScriblamMrScriblam

2009-09-17 15:11:59

it was the dd


RuckloRucklo

2009-09-17 15:16:39

RUN ROB! RUN!


De-LineDe-Line

2009-09-17 15:43:29

did he have a throat? cause if he did we know he never REALLY fought Patrick Swayze.


omegaredomegared

2009-09-17 15:58:34

LOL ROB! That's the Newgrounds spirit! Make a post that nobody cares about and tell everyone "Fuck You" for taking there time out to read it. Real classy.

I did laugh btw :p
But, Patrick Swayze didn't die like that. He looked at your' old "lady friends'" faces and got scared to death. THAT'S THE TRUTH DON'T LIKE IT FUCK YOU!!!

thanks for reading my comment.

Rob responds:

That's right. Scared of their hotness. I'm just now getting comfortable with it myself.


ZendraZendra

2009-09-17 15:58:58

Not the attitude that I would expect from you...


mikedoodmikedood

2009-09-17 16:41:42

hi five for the word pub.


superg457superg457

2009-09-17 17:25:10

lol


Rabid-AnimalsRabid-Animals

2009-09-17 17:31:03

Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.


EammyEammy

2009-09-17 17:48:56

That's right. Do what everyone else is doing, and become ignorant and brain-dead, posting irrelevant information and insulting your own users. Good job.


KilgornKilgorn

2009-09-17 18:05:06

patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!


FGIJonCFGIJonC

2009-09-17 18:52:29

Was he trying to make a Road House reference?


masterguy-1243masterguy-1243

2009-09-17 18:54:41

Don't reply to this comment.


ImakuImaku

2009-09-17 19:01:46

He got killed by the Socs.


ChickenReaperChickenReaper

2009-09-17 19:09:54

This isn't messed up at all


KirbyfemurKirbyfemur

2009-09-17 19:19:31

You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:

"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"

Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3


omegaredomegared

2009-09-17 20:23:49

Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.

Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!

:p


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2009-09-17 22:00:22

Road House muthafucka...


LiteNiteLiteNite

2009-09-17 22:11:03

That was my funny of the day.

I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.

Your wish is my command! :D!


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2009-09-17 22:11:58

Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?

..why


igottigott

2009-09-17 22:51:52

And then came a small troll with a stick...


ParylParyl

2009-09-17 23:04:50

Patrick Swayze is gay.

You bring out the worst in me.


The-Great-OneThe-Great-One

2009-09-18 02:03:04

I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.

You're not funny, stop trying.

Piss off.


LocknLockDudeLocknLockDude

2009-09-18 08:34:42

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


nokineedednokineeded

2009-09-18 11:51:33

sounds like something the geekologie writer would say


WritersBlockWritersBlock

2009-09-18 13:11:37

I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.


SteranceSterance

2009-09-18 16:42:34

I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."

I was more upset when billy mays died.


JohnnyUtahJohnnyUtah

2009-09-18 19:11:43

That is just in poor taste.


HealthyHealthy

2009-09-18 19:56:46

Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd


mo4formmo4form

2009-09-19 05:26:20

Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.


WolfosWolfos

2009-09-19 08:35:16

no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2009-09-19 09:16:15

Im not laughing because its so funny.


tyler2513tyler2513

2009-09-19 10:31:19

hiGlad


The-AdrianThe-Adrian

2009-09-19 13:55:51

I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.


BlushBlush

2009-09-19 16:55:03

Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.


thacoughthacough

2009-09-19 17:51:11

you are NOT funny


BossBoss

2009-09-19 18:27:10

Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG


talkingtrouserstalkingtrousers

2009-09-19 23:49:38

the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused


thepetergriffinthepetergriffin

2009-09-20 00:13:38

Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D


CaddyCoCaddyCo

2009-09-20 00:48:59

Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
<3


SinitechSinitech

2009-09-20 11:01:01

Meh, I smiled.


castcast

2009-09-20 11:13:56

I was kind of upset about Patrick and I know where you work. So uh, fuck you too.


LNR123LNR123

2009-09-22 06:02:07

that was so funny

Extremely funny

Actully it was so funny you should kill your self becuase YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES

"Y O "


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2009-09-22 10:58:12

I don't even know who Patrick Swayze is.


MrScriblamMrScriblam

2009-09-24 22:14:57

i love these comments so much


YoinKYoinK

2009-09-25 00:30:07

I heard he was smoking crazily and that sure didn't help him with his cancer problem....


LokiLoki

2009-09-26 09:07:19

I laughed.