Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"
I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.
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LOL, you bastard.
your early posts were just about coding and stuff. those ng guys have been a bad influence on you.
Listen here you computer geek my name is
DO NOT SWEAR! I'M 12 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
had you do it with a hadoken our a russian slam(bonzay)chun li kicks tell me me tell me TELL ME
lol, you met cancer in a bar?
you heard me say that? damn i was so smashed that night, i'm back in aus though and a killed all my alibis so you can't prove it wasn't me who said it...
I heard chuck norris killed him
okay....now do you want to tell us the REAL reason hes dead?
Was the man speaking named Cancer?
Because believe me, if that was Darth Maul it was a fucking lie.
I heard he was smoking crazily and that sure didn't help him with his cancer problem....
i love these comments so much
I don't even know who Patrick Swayze is.
that was so funny
Actully it was so funny you should kill your self becuase YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES
"Y O "
I was kind of upset about Patrick and I know where you work. So uh, fuck you too.
Meh, I smiled.
Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D
the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused
Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG
you are NOT funny
Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.
I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.
Im not laughing because its so funny.
no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass
Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.
Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd
That is just in poor taste.
I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."
I was more upset when billy mays died.
I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.
sounds like something the geekologie writer would say
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.
You're not funny, stop trying.
Patrick Swayze is gay.
You bring out the worst in me.
And then came a small troll with a stick...
Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?
That was my funny of the day.
I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.
Your wish is my command! :D!
Road House muthafucka...
Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.
Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!
You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:
"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"
Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3
This isn't messed up at all
He got killed by the Socs.
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Was he trying to make a Road House reference?
patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!
That's right. Do what everyone else is doing, and become ignorant and brain-dead, posting irrelevant information and insulting your own users. Good job.
Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.
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