Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"
I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.
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I laughed. It really is funny. UR AWSUM ROB! also first. yay for first.
Rob doesn't think newgrounds jokes are funny, newgrounds doesn't think rob's jokes are funny
that was dumb man, no punch, no spice, no zest in that "joke".
I think it's quite amusing.
it was the dd
RUN ROB! RUN!
did he have a throat? cause if he did we know he never REALLY fought Patrick Swayze.
LOL ROB! That's the Newgrounds spirit! Make a post that nobody cares about and tell everyone "Fuck You" for taking there time out to read it. Real classy.
I did laugh btw :p
But, Patrick Swayze didn't die like that. He looked at your' old "lady friends'" faces and got scared to death. THAT'S THE TRUTH DON'T LIKE IT FUCK YOU!!!
thanks for reading my comment.
That's right. Scared of their hotness. I'm just now getting comfortable with it myself.
Not the attitude that I would expect from you...
hi five for the word pub.
Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.
That's right. Do what everyone else is doing, and become ignorant and brain-dead, posting irrelevant information and insulting your own users. Good job.
patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!
Was he trying to make a Road House reference?
Don't reply to this comment.
He got killed by the Socs.
This isn't messed up at all
You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:
"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"
Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3
Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.
Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!
Road House muthafucka...
That was my funny of the day.
I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.
Your wish is my command! :D!
Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?
And then came a small troll with a stick...
Patrick Swayze is gay.
You bring out the worst in me.
I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.
You're not funny, stop trying.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
sounds like something the geekologie writer would say
I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.
I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."
I was more upset when billy mays died.
That is just in poor taste.
Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd
Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.
no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass
Im not laughing because its so funny.
I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.
Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.
you are NOT funny
Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG
the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused
Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D
Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
Meh, I smiled.
I was kind of upset about Patrick and I know where you work. So uh, fuck you too.
that was so funny
Actully it was so funny you should kill your self becuase YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES
"Y O "
I don't even know who Patrick Swayze is.
i love these comments so much
I heard he was smoking crazily and that sure didn't help him with his cancer problem....
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