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The real reason Patrick Swayze is dead

2009-09-17 10:19:20 by Rob

Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"

I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.


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Eltro2kneoEltro2kneo

2009-11-09 13:30:35

LOL, you bastard.


BMack24BMack24

2009-10-08 17:33:37

your early posts were just about coding and stuff. those ng guys have been a bad influence on you.


venom0usvenom0us

2009-10-05 19:16:04

Listen here you computer geek my name is


MisterLevonMisterLevon

2009-10-04 23:04:12

rovbb


bunnyman14bunnyman14

2009-10-04 15:58:35

DO NOT SWEAR! I'M 12 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


weaselfanweaselfan

2009-10-04 10:49:45

had you do it with a hadoken our a russian slam(bonzay)chun li kicks tell me me tell me TELL ME


DX-weazelDX-weazel

2009-10-01 21:06:55

lol, you met cancer in a bar?


dooseyboydooseyboy

2009-09-29 07:10:59

you heard me say that? damn i was so smashed that night, i'm back in aus though and a killed all my alibis so you can't prove it wasn't me who said it...


Tiki-DogTiki-Dog

2009-09-28 18:46:42

I heard chuck norris killed him


DePratiDePrati

2009-09-27 18:55:26

okay....now do you want to tell us the REAL reason hes dead?


MikhosMikhos

2009-09-26 16:46:41

Was the man speaking named Cancer?

Because believe me, if that was Darth Maul it was a fucking lie.


LokiLoki

2009-09-26 09:07:19

I laughed.


YoinKYoinK

2009-09-25 00:30:07

I heard he was smoking crazily and that sure didn't help him with his cancer problem....


MrScriblamMrScriblam

2009-09-24 22:14:57

i love these comments so much


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2009-09-22 10:58:12

I don't even know who Patrick Swayze is.


LNR123LNR123

2009-09-22 06:02:07

that was so funny

Extremely funny

Actully it was so funny you should kill your self becuase YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES

"Y O "


castcast

2009-09-20 11:13:56

I was kind of upset about Patrick and I know where you work. So uh, fuck you too.


SinitechSinitech

2009-09-20 11:01:01

Meh, I smiled.


CaddyCoCaddyCo

2009-09-20 00:48:59

Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
<3


thepetergriffinthepetergriffin

2009-09-20 00:13:38

Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D


talkingtrouserstalkingtrousers

2009-09-19 23:49:38

the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused


BossBoss

2009-09-19 18:27:10

Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG


thacoughthacough

2009-09-19 17:51:11

you are NOT funny


BlushBlush

2009-09-19 16:55:03

Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.


The-AdrianThe-Adrian

2009-09-19 13:55:51

I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.


tyler2513tyler2513

2009-09-19 10:31:19

hiGlad


Magnet-BoyMagnet-Boy

2009-09-19 09:16:15

Im not laughing because its so funny.


WolfosWolfos

2009-09-19 08:35:16

no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass


mo4formmo4form

2009-09-19 05:26:20

Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.


HealthyHealthy

2009-09-18 19:56:46

Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd


JohnnyUtahJohnnyUtah

2009-09-18 19:11:43

That is just in poor taste.


SteranceSterance

2009-09-18 16:42:34

I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."

I was more upset when billy mays died.


WritersBlockWritersBlock

2009-09-18 13:11:37

I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.


nokineedednokineeded

2009-09-18 11:51:33

sounds like something the geekologie writer would say


LocknLockDudeLocknLockDude

2009-09-18 08:34:42

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


The-Great-OneThe-Great-One

2009-09-18 02:03:04

I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.

You're not funny, stop trying.

Piss off.


ParylParyl

2009-09-17 23:04:50

Patrick Swayze is gay.

You bring out the worst in me.


igottigott

2009-09-17 22:51:52

And then came a small troll with a stick...


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2009-09-17 22:11:58

Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?

..why


LiteNiteLiteNite

2009-09-17 22:11:03

That was my funny of the day.

I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.

Your wish is my command! :D!


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2009-09-17 22:00:22

Road House muthafucka...


omegaredomegared

2009-09-17 20:23:49

Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.

Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!

:p


KirbyfemurKirbyfemur

2009-09-17 19:19:31

You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:

"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"

Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3


ChickenReaperChickenReaper

2009-09-17 19:09:54

This isn't messed up at all


ImakuImaku

2009-09-17 19:01:46

He got killed by the Socs.


masterguy-1243masterguy-1243

2009-09-17 18:54:41

Don't reply to this comment.


FGIJonCFGIJonC

2009-09-17 18:52:29

Was he trying to make a Road House reference?


KilgornKilgorn

2009-09-17 18:05:06

patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!


EammyEammy

2009-09-17 17:48:56

That's right. Do what everyone else is doing, and become ignorant and brain-dead, posting irrelevant information and insulting your own users. Good job.


Rabid-AnimalsRabid-Animals

2009-09-17 17:31:03

Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.