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The real reason Patrick Swayze is dead

Posted by Rob - September 17th, 2009


Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"

I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.


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I laughed. It really is funny. UR AWSUM ROB! also first. yay for first.

Rob doesn't think newgrounds jokes are funny, newgrounds doesn't think rob's jokes are funny

that was dumb man, no punch, no spice, no zest in that "joke".

I think it's quite amusing.

it was the dd

RUN ROB! RUN!

did he have a throat? cause if he did we know he never REALLY fought Patrick Swayze.

LOL ROB! That's the Newgrounds spirit! Make a post that nobody cares about and tell everyone "Fuck You" for taking there time out to read it. Real classy.

I did laugh btw :p
But, Patrick Swayze didn't die like that. He looked at your' old "lady friends'" faces and got scared to death. THAT'S THE TRUTH DON'T LIKE IT FUCK YOU!!!

thanks for reading my comment.

That's right. Scared of their hotness. I'm just now getting comfortable with it myself.

hi five for the word pub.

lol

Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.

patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!

Was he trying to make a Road House reference?

Don't reply to this comment.

He got killed by the Socs.

This isn't messed up at all

You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:

"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"

Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3

Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.

Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!

:p

Road House muthafucka...

That was my funny of the day.

I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.

Your wish is my command! :D!

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