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The real reason Patrick Swayze is dead

Posted by Rob Sep. 17, 2009 @ 10:19 AM EDT

Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"

I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.

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Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:22 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

I laughed. It really is funny. UR AWSUM ROB! also first. yay for first.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:23 AM SBB says:

Rob doesn't think newgrounds jokes are funny, newgrounds doesn't think rob's jokes are funny


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:48 AM S3C says:

that was dumb man, no punch, no spice, no zest in that "joke".


Sep. 17, 2009 | 1:34 PM simon says:

I think it's quite amusing.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:11 PM MrScriblam says:

it was the dd


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:16 PM Rucklo says:

RUN ROB! RUN!


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:20 PM AronKong says:

Wow, 3 blog posts from Rob in one month. Man, your filling the blog space with shit like this.

Also, i loled. A little.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:43 PM De-Line says:

did he have a throat? cause if he did we know he never REALLY fought Patrick Swayze.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:58 PM omegared says:

LOL ROB! That's the Newgrounds spirit! Make a post that nobody cares about and tell everyone "Fuck You" for taking there time out to read it. Real classy.

I did laugh btw :p
But, Patrick Swayze didn't die like that. He looked at your' old "lady friends'" faces and got scared to death. THAT'S THE TRUTH DON'T LIKE IT FUCK YOU!!!

thanks for reading my comment.

Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:34 PM Rob responds:

That's right. Scared of their hotness. I'm just now getting comfortable with it myself.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 3:58 PM Zendra says:

Not the attitude that I would expect from you...


Sep. 17, 2009 | 4:41 PM mikedood says:

hi five for the word pub.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:25 PM superg457 says:

lol


Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:31 PM Rabid-Animals says:

Keep it up, Rob. I love these posts.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 5:48 PM Eammy says:

That's right. Do what everyone else is doing, and become ignorant and brain-dead, posting irrelevant information and insulting your own users. Good job.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 6:05 PM Kilgorn says:

patrick swayze is my favorite comedian!


Sep. 17, 2009 | 6:52 PM FGIJonC says:

Was he trying to make a Road House reference?


Sep. 17, 2009 | 6:54 PM masterguy-1243 says:

Don't reply to this comment.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 7:01 PM Imaku says:

He got killed by the Socs.


Sep. 17, 2009 | 7:09 PM ChickenReaper says:

This isn't messed up at all


Sep. 17, 2009 | 7:19 PM Kirbyfemur says:

You know what's funny, if you told some random joke about Michael Jackson and a little boy, and or how you where the reason he died, there would already be about a couple hundred posts of retards posting:

"Lol dat was de funiest shit eva!"

Either that or make some stupid reference on some pop culture idol or some shit like that. I'm guessing this was probably far funnier in person, so we ignorant boobs wouldn't know just how funny it is. =3


Sep. 17, 2009 | 8:23 PM omegared says:

Wow ROB you made LMAO twice in one day. You really are classy.

Your GF's aren't hot! I'm typing this at a pub with free wifi. GET IT?? NOW IT'S FUNNY!

:p


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:00 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

Road House muthafucka...


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:11 PM darkknight198 says:

That was my funny of the day.

I consider you god now for the next 10 minutes.

Your wish is my command! :D!


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:11 PM FrozenFire says:

Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?

..why


Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:51 PM igott says:

And then came a small troll with a stick...


Sep. 17, 2009 | 11:04 PM Paryl says:

Patrick Swayze is gay.

You bring out the worst in me.


Sep. 18, 2009 | 2:03 AM The-Great-One says:

I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.

You're not funny, stop trying.

Piss off.


Sep. 18, 2009 | 8:34 AM LocknLockDude says:

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


Sep. 18, 2009 | 11:51 AM nokineeded says:

sounds like something the geekologie writer would say


Sep. 18, 2009 | 1:11 PM WritersBlock says:

I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.


Sep. 18, 2009 | 4:42 PM Sterance says:

I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."

I was more upset when billy mays died.


Sep. 18, 2009 | 7:11 PM JohnnyUtah says:

That is just in poor taste.


Sep. 18, 2009 | 7:56 PM Healthy says:

Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd


Sep. 18, 2009 | 8:22 PM sontuk says:

im laughing


Sep. 19, 2009 | 5:26 AM mo4form says:

Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.


Sep. 19, 2009 | 8:35 AM robin1232 says:

no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass


Sep. 19, 2009 | 9:16 AM Magnet-Boy says:

Im not laughing because its so funny.


Sep. 19, 2009 | 10:31 AM tyler2513 says:

hiGlad


Sep. 19, 2009 | 1:55 PM The-Adrian says:

I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.


Sep. 19, 2009 | 4:55 PM Blush says:

Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.


Sep. 19, 2009 | 5:51 PM thacough says:

you are NOT funny


Sep. 19, 2009 | 6:27 PM flashwarrior says:

Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG


Sep. 19, 2009 | 11:49 PM talkingtrousers says:

the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused


Sep. 20, 2009 | 12:13 AM thepetergriffin says:

Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D


Sep. 20, 2009 | 12:48 AM CaddyCo says:

Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
<3


Sep. 20, 2009 | 11:01 AM Sinitech says:

Meh, I smiled.


Sep. 20, 2009 | 11:13 AM cast says:

I was kind of upset about Patrick and I know where you work. So uh, fuck you too.


Sep. 22, 2009 | 6:02 AM LNR123 says:

that was so funny

Extremely funny

Actully it was so funny you should kill your self becuase YOU SUCK AT TELLING JOKES

"Y O "


Sep. 22, 2009 | 10:58 AM Cyberdevil says:

I don't even know who Patrick Swayze is.


Sep. 24, 2009 | 10:14 PM MrScriblam says:

i love these comments so much


Sep. 25, 2009 | 12:30 AM YoinK says:

I heard he was smoking crazily and that sure didn't help him with his cancer problem....


Sep. 26, 2009 | 9:07 AM FBIpolux says:

I laughed.


Sep. 26, 2009 | 4:46 PM Mikhos says:

Was the man speaking named Cancer?

Because believe me, if that was Darth Maul it was a fucking lie.


Sep. 27, 2009 | 6:55 PM DePrati says:

okay....now do you want to tell us the REAL reason hes dead?


Sep. 28, 2009 | 6:46 PM Tiki-Dog says:

I heard chuck norris killed him


Sep. 29, 2009 | 7:10 AM dooseyboy says:

you heard me say that? damn i was so smashed that night, i'm back in aus though and a killed all my alibis so you can't prove it wasn't me who said it...


Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:06 PM DX-weazel says:

lol, you met cancer in a bar?


Oct. 4, 2009 | 10:49 AM weaselfan says:

had you do it with a hadoken our a russian slam(bonzay)chun li kicks tell me me tell me TELL ME


Oct. 4, 2009 | 3:58 PM bunnyman14 says:

DO NOT SWEAR! I'M 12 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Oct. 4, 2009 | 11:04 PM MisterLevon says:

rovbb


Oct. 5, 2009 | 7:16 PM venom0us says:

Listen here you computer geek my name is


Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:33 PM BMack24 says:

your early posts were just about coding and stuff. those ng guys have been a bad influence on you.


Nov. 9, 2009 | 1:30 PM Eltro2kneo says:

LOL, you bastard.

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