All 3 art Reviews


The Third Man The Third Man

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The cuckoo clock was invented in Germany. Just sayin


Oponok responds:

Ha. NICE.


Sweetest Thing in Life Sweetest Thing in Life

Rated 3 / 5 stars

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Duh.


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Bacon n' Eggs Bacon n' Eggs

Rated 4 / 5 stars

You son of a bitch

I just ate some pathetic slop for breakfast, then I see this. A soft egg with basil and a little bacon sounds like the perfect breakfast. Do you serve bread with this? Or do people eat it with a spoon?

One thing - give us better photos! At least a little larger, so we can see more detail.


Ironchefgriffin responds:

Yeah, I could serve it with toast points but it'd probably be eaten with a fork. Also, I've started uploading larger photographs. I wasn't really enthused by the level of detail either.