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The real reason Patrick Swayze is dead

Posted by Rob - September 17th, 2009


Overheard at a pub: "You wanna know the real reason Patrick Swayze died? Cause I KICKED HIS ASS, YO!"

I think this is funny. You're not laughing, but I don't care. Fuck you.


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Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?

..why

And then came a small troll with a stick...

I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.

You're not funny, stop trying.

Piss off.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds like something the geekologie writer would say

I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.

I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."

I was more upset when billy mays died.

That is just in poor taste.

Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd

Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.

no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass

Im not laughing because its so funny.

I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.

Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.

you are NOT funny

Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG

the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused

Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D

Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
<3

Meh, I smiled.

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