FrozenFire 2009-09-17 22:11:58

Rob did you eat paint chips as a kid?

..why

igott 2009-09-17 22:51:52

And then came a small troll with a stick...

The-Great-One 2009-09-18 02:03:04

I'm not a Patrick Swayze fan, and that is not a funny joke.

You're not funny, stop trying.

Piss off.

LocknLockDude 2009-09-18 08:34:42

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You're right you kicked his ass! hahahahahah can't stop laughin! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

nokineeded 2009-09-18 11:51:33

sounds like something the geekologie writer would say

WritersBlock 2009-09-18 13:11:37

I heard a better joke today. But it only works on a phonetic level.
The real reason:
Oysters kill Patrick.

Sterance 2009-09-18 16:42:34

I'm sure i'm not the only one who knew the name, but had to google it for a picture and was like ".... his face doesn't ring a bell."

I was more upset when billy mays died.

JohnnyUtah 2009-09-18 19:11:43

That is just in poor taste.

Healthy 2009-09-18 19:56:46

Hey rob, i love your. your funny but serious. and i like coding and i'm only 16... shut up nerd

mo4form 2009-09-19 05:26:20

Now I know who's job I'm stealing when I leave the middle east.

Wolfos 2009-09-19 08:35:16

no dickwad, its cuz I kicked his ass

Magnet-Boy 2009-09-19 09:16:15

Im not laughing because its so funny.

The-Adrian 2009-09-19 13:55:51

I kicked him in the balls before, so you gotta give ME credit! Think of it as if it was baseball, I was the starting pitcher, and you were the reliever.

Blush 2009-09-19 16:55:03

Actually he dies cause he wanted to join everyone else. THought it would boost his career and make people remember him. Fuck you.

thacough 2009-09-19 17:51:11

you are NOT funny

Boss 2009-09-19 18:27:10

Dude I was watching the twilight zone and this lady had bandages on her face, and it was dark and most of it she was talking about how she wanted to be normal. Then this really suspensful part is when they were unwrapping the bandages because she had plastic surgery to look normal, and then they kept asking if she could see more and more light every time they took off a bandage layer. Then they took it all off and the doctor is all like"OH MY GOD NO CHANGE!" and she looks like a normal person and everyone else has UGLY PIG FACES AND IT IS THE BEST TWIST EVER OMG

talkingtrousers 2009-09-19 23:49:38

the odd time when I permit orlando bloom to touch himself is when I send him emails with picture of various tins of soup attached, that way he never gets confused

thepetergriffin 2009-09-20 00:13:38

Well fuck you then Rob >:O i love you :D

CaddyCo 2009-09-20 00:48:59

Ha-ha... HAPPY NOW!?
GO TO HELL!
<3

Sinitech 2009-09-20 11:01:01

Meh, I smiled.