Rob's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Third Man]

The cuckoo clock was invented in Germany. Just sayin

Oponok responds:

Ha. NICE.

[Sweetest Thing in Life]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Duh.

[Bacon n' Eggs]

You son of a bitch

I just ate some pathetic slop for breakfast, then I see this. A soft egg with basil and a little bacon sounds like the perfect breakfast. Do you serve bread with this? Or do people eat it with a spoon?

One thing - give us better photos! At least a little larger, so we can see more detail.

Ironchefgriffin responds:

Yeah, I could serve it with toast points but it'd probably be eaten with a fork. Also, I've started uploading larger photographs. I wasn't really enthused by the level of detail either.