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Art Portal in Purgatory

Posted by Rob - September 8th, 2009


Some of you may have heard that one of our mods got their account phished and among other annoying things, everyone in the art portal got descouted. Fortunately, I made an "undo" feature for that, which we used once we wrested the account back. Unfortunately, there were some bugs with that, and so now I have a bit of a mess to clean up.

In other news, I have slept with a number of very attractive women in my life, and will likely sleep with more in the future. I also get paid very well and live in my own apartment in a nice neighborhood of downtown Philadelphia. The kid who messed with our site, on the other hand, lives in his mother's basement and, sadly, has never kissed a girl. As he also wears XXXXXL-shirts and lacks the courage to meet the eye of any female ever, he almost certainly will never have sex in his entire life. I hope you will all take pity on him when he is 50 years old and still skeeving around the furry conventions.

OK, much work to be done. Bye for now!


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cool.
first?

You forgot to mention that his Father drinks himself to sleep at night, while crying over what a failure his son is.

I bet you turn so many women on with your javascript skills or whatever it is you men use to lure those women in.

When you said that about the hacker i learned to love you guys and want to work here EVEN MORE.

well gee i hope this means you guys are going to patch up all the ancient and obvious bugs in this hideously exploitable website

but then again WHO KNOWS MAN

Yo man...thanks for think ahead for situations like this.

nothing hurts more than the truth... there's also nothing funnier!

Way to go for the guy to go ahead and ruin what was supposed to be something new and creative (such as the Art Portal) and turn it into a some unfunny cock joke (literally).
Rob, do you have any idea on who hacked Newgrounds? Is it possible to run a back-check and find out who did this?

No one actually hacked the site - they phished a couple mod's passwords, and then did things we trust mods not to do. This wasn't a case of exploited security weaknesses; it was a clever hoax site that duped some people. There's nothing we can do to prevent things like that, except tell users to be VERY CAREFUL.

Attractive girls slept with you?

Attractive in comparsion to our XXXXXXL hacker maybe. ... Maybe.

;) jk Rob

Hey! Make fun of me all you want, but be nice to my lady friends!

heh... Nice makin fun of the hacker :D

It's sad how a kid's shitty flash getting blammed escalated into him trying to hack every mod and have the site taken down.

hey! Dont make fun of me like that. For your information. I wear a XXXXL shirt, not a XXXXXL shirt and I have meet eye to eye with a female.

My mom.

You forgot to mention that his mother is a crack and meth addict. And While he was in his mothers disgustingly tarry womb she smoked cigs through her cooch and she was caught in and incredibly explosive and hilarious meth lab explosion.

Thats sure the hacker.

I like this.

rofl pizzowned

I could phish him if you want :D

you guys should get a hacker at the office.
though i'm sure the combined talents at newgrounds would suffice.
you need to track this fuck and destroy him.
srsyl

Well I did say they were probably better looking than Mr. XXXXXXL... Probably.

Anyway I didn't mean it ;)

But why don't yah let me in on a little secret Robby boy!? What is Phising for passwords, and how can I get my hands on TOMS!!?!?!?! WHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Rumors said that the hacker was crb aka Chris Beers a stupid spammer who went too far into posting gay porn using a mod account, just rumors...

wish that NG had 1337 Hackers to search other hackers

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